Stop it!
APK | September 1, 2010 | 10:27 amThere are over 2100 posts on adampknave.com currently. Out of all of those posts, which range in topic as far and wide as the sea, there is one post which gets more readers than any other.
It gets readers every day. People have a bunch of searches that end up there. It is a self-perpetuating thing that spirals bigger and bigger as time goes on. The post is titled Don’t Fuck A Goat, Jared. The title itself is taken from a line in a Bob Saget stand-up bit, actually. The post is about zoophile.net and no I’m not linking to it again.
It’s basically bestiality… oh wait no sorry it’s zoophilia:
Zoophilia is either essential love of animals or love of animals including sexuality between humans and animals. Both definitions exclude all violence to animals, i. e. zoophilia is not to be confused with cruelty to animals nor with animal abuse. Every true zoophile does never harm an animal.
Yeah, so, bestiality. And it gets more hits than anything else on my site. I get searches ending up at my site that are all about fucking dolphins, and dolphins fucking unicorns, and unicorns fucking unicorns and dolphins fucking other things and people fucking hedgehogs and…
It needs to go somewhere else. I mean, listen, if you want a guide for how to fuck your car all right, I’ll give you that. But…
I’m not making this better am I?
I guess really I don’t understand why, out of all the possible animal on animal action people seem to get off on, so many people want dolphins and unicorns to fuck. Do you guys just really like narwhals? Is that it? Because that’s the best case scenario for dolphin/unicorn fucking.
Maybe you think dolphins are like… unicorn mermaids? Is this it? Maybe it’s just the whole people consider dolphins to be these magical, majestic creatures and the same holds true for unicorns and they want them to mate and …
…we’re right back at narwhals. Damn it.
Will only result in this:

So stop it! Stop thinking about dolphins and unicorns fucking! They don’t like it. Trust me on this. They do not. So stop.









