So I thought, what if the stereotype dry British behavior was taken into porn?

“I do declare Miss Hennings, I did not think you could fit that many crumpets into your vagina without breaking any of them.”

“Indeed it is so, Mr. Jenkins, now behold as I also fit your penis.”

“My word!”

“Truly it is so, now I shall place my hand upon your testes in a forward and firm manner, not unlike a Colonial.”

“I do exclaim, Miss Hennings, extraordinary! I moan at such tactics.”

“Yes, I grow positively swamped, myself.”