So last night, Ed and I were coming back to my place to watch a movie. We were, as usual, on the 1 train, chatting as we went.

All very normal.

He was sitting and I was standing facing him, this is important you see. Because as we pulled out of a station I noticed this homeless guy on the platform across from us. Behind Ed’s head, so that Ed couldn’t see him. And as I noticed this guy, because he was pulling down he pants, he turned towards the train, full on, grabbed his engorged cock and started to masturbate furiously at the leaving train.

Then suddenly the tunnel washed out the scene and it was all dark and normal.

“Did I just…” I asked Ed as I turned to try and verify what I had just seen.

“Huh?”

“Homeless guy, jerking off at the train.”

“He must like trains.”

And that’s about as much as it impacted our day. Because sometimes people masturbate on train platforms with vigor. Sometimes you see clowns. On the bad days the clowns are the ones with their pants down.