Gandalf: Carefully we must tread, ‘ere long we find ourselves besieged by villainous forces seeking to take the Ring itself and use its ghastly power to…

Frodo Jackson: Motherfucker! Let’s just get this motherfucking ring to motherfucking Mordor!

Aragorn: Still! We must creep by night and be wise of foot, lest the evil forces of Sauron…

Frodo Jackson: Motherfuckers! Listen. To. Me. We take this motherfucking ring, see? And we toss the shit in the volcano. What we don’t do, understand, is sit around talking about this shit for three months. Motherfuckers! Do you think I want to walk up that mountain in the motherfucking snow? If we go now it’ll still be spring.

Gandalf: I urge caution.

Aragorn: As do I.

Frodo Jackson: I urge you motherfuckers to get out my way! How’s that for urging? Frodo empties his .9mm into Aragorn and Gandalf Motherfuckers.