Moonwalked off the cliff.
Filed Under (celeb, wtf?!) by APK on 21-09-2006
From the “I can’t make this shit up” files:
Michael Jackson is even crazier than before! It would seem that he is no longer in the Middle East. No, Jackson has left those burka’d shores for Ireland. Yes. Ireland.
He is looking into buying an estate or castle, currently but that isn’t where the crazy comes in.
No, Jackson wants to open a theme park that is leprechaun based.
“Michael is deadly serious about this idea,” a source told Ireland’s Daily Mirror. “He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. He’s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.”
Oh jeebus. Can you imagine this place? Jackson in a green suit and green hat, skipping along, grabbing his crotch and yelping out “OoooHOOO! Faith and Begorrah, she’s not my lova’!”
Then he’d go up to a small boy and ask if the kid wants to see Jackson’s “pot of gold”. *shudder*
In other news, Tito Jackson was… just kidding, there isn’t any Tito news. But you knew that already.
** On the cliff.
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