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DECEPTICONSORT

Yes folks, it is DECEPTICONSORT, the bestest website for hand drawn Transformers porn and a smattering of fanfic.

I will not reproduce any of the pictures here, but I will give you some of their descriptions (my comments in italics):

* Arcee posing (female nudity) – I gotta say, I didn’t know Arcee was into tattoos. Well, just one I guess. And so… well… placed.

* Everyone’s favourite giant robot ninja lady – female nudity, masturbation and the improper use of nunchakus. Beware! – I have no clue who this is, in Transformers land. I don’t want to know. but I didn’t even know everyone else had a favorite giant robot ninja lady until this.

* Starsky & Megs again. ‘Sucky-sucky, soldier boy? Only five dollar!’ – This is the first time I have seen Starscream referred to as Starsky and I wanna know where the fuck Hutch is!

* Transmetal Tarantulas discovers the fun thing about having hands. Solo. – Hand Solo? I thought this was Transformers not Star Wars.

Those’re just some of the pictures in store for you. But wait, there’s more!

There’s also fanfic. Sexay fanfic. For example:
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And so it was that one day Megatron was taking a Spooky Robot Shower and was nekkid, and Starscream did walk by and in a moment of thoughtless abandon he went, ‘WOO!’

..But then Megatron did turn around quite fast and though Starscream jumped like a crazy boy to get out of his line of sight oh, it was far too late. Megatron did spank his bottle of Spooky Robot Turtle Wax right down upon the shower shelf and storm out of the stall to glower forcefully at the quite cute and delicious Jet Boy who was cowering where he did fall in the next stall. Starscream sort of hunkered there and tried to look like a kicked puppy as a sort of terrified last resort and Megatron glared down at him with solvent dripping off his hunky wet nekkid robot self and said, ‘WHAT?’

Starscream kept perfectly still in this quicksand, but it went through his mind for a moment to say, ‘I’m sorry, I thought you were a girl,’ and a grin slowly clawed its way onto his face.

Megatron continued to glare. He then picked up the Air Commander by the neck, fairly easily even without his powered armor, and hauled him back to the shower. Starscream responded with confused obedience, hoping to make nothing worse.

Megatron posed him under the stream of solvent and walked out of the stall, stopped, turned to face him, and paused. Starscream stood under the solvent looking back with a great deal of wet jet pathetic kicked puppy expressiveness. ‘Take your armor off, you idiot,’ Megatron barked after a disgruntled moment, and after yet another pause Starscream moved to obey, slowly and deliberately removing first his wings, then gauntlets.. torsoplates, skidplates and helmet- ‘Stop,’ Megatron interrupted. ‘Turn around.’

Starscream did as he was told and turned his back on his commander. He also thought, ‘Oh SHIT..’

‘You actually possess a fairly good body, Starscream.. I must say I’m surprised. I never would have thought you might be attractive under all that compensatory nonsense.’

(except from “Starscream Makes Up His Mind”)
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And there are also audio files. Yes, audio files.

What more could any fan of Transformers porn ask for? …no, don’t tell me. Please don’t tell me.