Let’s see what’s going on in the world…

Prince is starting to do weekends in Vegas. You know, like Wayne Newton.

“The diminutive rocker will play Friday- and Saturday-night shows at 3121, a nightclub inside the Rio hotel, according to a Wednesday news release by P R Plus, a Vegas firm representing the club.

Tickets for the 21-and-over shows cost $125 and will be available beginning Nov. 2.”
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Kerry is still bending over backwards to explain sarcasm to the public. I mean come on. He made a joke at Bush and it was spun against him. Fair enough. But then to make such an effort at going along with the spin instead of fighting it negates the sarcasm from the first round, doesn’t it?

“Mr Kerry, speaking to a group of California university students on Monday, said: “You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well.”

He added: “If you don’t you get stuck in Iraq.”

Mr Kerry’s office said he had intended to say: “You end up getting us stuck in a war in Iraq. Just ask President Bush.”"
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Daniel Craig is well hung. Judi Dench reports this news to us all, proving that only old British women can get away with this sort of thing right now.

“Academy Award-winning actress Dame Judi Dench who reprises the role of M in the latest James Bond flick, ‘Casino Royale’ has lavished praise on Daniel Craig’s manhood, insisting the 007 actor’s penis is “an absolute monster”.

The British actress caught a glimpse of the hunky actor’s impressive appendage as he was getting dressed in his trailer which was situated opposite her own.

“It’s an absolute monster. Sorry, I shouldn’t say that, should I? How uncouth of me,” Contactmusic quoted her as saying.”