Granted they spelled Kombat ‘Combat’ like losers. And uhmm granted it is a Mortal Kombat toilet seat. But it’s never been used! Also the desc of the item wants you to know that: “This Toilet Seat was designed and created by George Eckersley. He has been creating toilet seats in cental Utah for three years.”

Also one of their suggestions for what to do with it? “Put Kombat in the bathroom” which I know I have been looking for a way to do since… no I haven’t.

After you purchase the Mortal Kombat toilet seat you can probably go find a brand new Contra bidet cover. You know, the spread gun and all. Yeah.