Last night Fezzik, my big dumb cat, was asleep on his cat bed/stand/tree thing. One of those deep pile rug covered things. He was all curled up, in as much as something that large can curl, when suddenly he woke up with a start.

He turned his fuzzy little head to stare at me.

I burst out laughing. My cat had bed face. All the fur on one side of his face was stuck in a rug pattern.