Well it’s time for the surreal.

Celebrity Buttplugs!

All they offer for now are:

That would be “Parass Hilton”, “Smell Gibson” and “George Dubya Tush”
And I have to say, the cute little name thing drives me right up a fucking wall. I hate cute little bullshit parody names like that. But whatever, now you can shove Braveheart right up your ass for only $19.95 (+tax/shipping)

They claim to be adding more soon, and well that’s all fine and good but it is not the best thing they offer.

No. That would be: Custom buttplugs! Coming soon, their website proclaims. “Would you like to make a friend, family member or colleague into your very own Celebritybuttplugs^™? If so, you can email us a close-up photo of your personal superstar and we’ll create a Celebritybuttplug™ just for you.”

Oh sweet weeping Jesus.

“Celebritybuttplugs^™ are fully functional adult novelty products. Each object has been signed and numbered by the artist. Celebritybuttplugs^™ are hand built to exacting specifications using state of the art rubber and silicone. Celebritybuttplugs^™ are created with the enthusiast in mind.”

Signed and numbered buttplugs!

This is a work of insanityGenius!