Plug of Butt.
Filed Under (celeb, porn, wtf?!) by APK on 20-11-2006
Well it’s time for the surreal.
All they offer for now are:
That would be “Parass Hilton”, “Smell Gibson” and “George Dubya Tush”
And I have to say, the cute little name thing drives me right up a fucking wall. I hate cute little bullshit parody names like that. But whatever, now you can shove Braveheart right up your ass for only $19.95 (+tax/shipping)
They claim to be adding more soon, and well that’s all fine and good but it is not the best thing they offer.
No. That would be: Custom buttplugs! Coming soon, their website proclaims. “Would you like to make a friend, family member or colleague into your very own Celebritybuttplugs™? If so, you can email us a close-up photo of your personal superstar and we’ll create a Celebritybuttplug™ just for you.”
Oh sweet weeping Jesus.
“Celebritybuttplugs™ are fully functional adult novelty products. Each object has been signed and numbered by the artist. Celebritybuttplugs™ are hand built to exacting specifications using state of the art rubber and silicone. Celebritybuttplugs™ are created with the enthusiast in mind.”
Signed and numbered buttplugs!
This is a work of insanityGenius!
** What what (in the butt)
** Life, with cat.
** One from a, one from b
** Unsafe at any speed.
** Miranda
