All right, sorry. Short one today, but two good items, I promise.

DISCLAIMER: Every day for the next bunch I will post a Holiday Gift Guide entry, until there are 12. They will only show up on weekdays. It will contain gifts of all sorts that I find I don’t see in many gift guides and will have links to where to buy the items. The final item will be the “self-pimp”, a link to fiction that either I have written or a friend of mine has.

If you have an idea for a strange gift, feel free to mail me, but send me a link to a store people can buy it, and a description.

Also, if you own any of the items, any of them at all, please speak up! People will love to have input along the lines of what you do and don’t like about a certain item. So speak up and share your feelings on things.

And with that… we start!

This rocking chair by Ona sure gets a second look. Yes, it’s a $450 rocking chair, but look at it. If you want a strange and unusual rocking chair this one pretty much sums up the notion. You can get it in red, black or neon (which is green).

Why would you want it in neon green?
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Yes, it is Play-Doh Cologne. Limited Edition stuff, to mark the 50th anniversary of Play-Doh, this spray cologne smells like Play-Doh. Which can’t be hard to do, can it? It’s like piecrust with a bit more salt.

But still, if you want 5 year olds all over to have the sudden urge to gnaw on you, you could do worse than to buy a bottle of this crap at $18.99 and… wait. Don’t sell it to Michael Jackson! OH NOES!
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Self-pimp!

Strange Angel, book one : Genesis is available for purchase. Horror-web said “This book f*cken rocks!!!!”

Take one teenage girl. Take one other force. Mix liberally. Add in friends, family and school. And bad guys. Then toss in a dash of big flaming wings and some fun.

Now you’re getting it. Strange Angel 1 is the first novella in a series of three. The second is also out now, the third is out in March. They were a blast to write: full of explosions and my occasional take on a Buffy-like (but very much not Buffy) situation.

“Move over Joss Whedon! With Strange Angel Adam P. Knave delivers a spellbinding mix of raw-edged pulp and comic book heroics bristling with wit and surprises that bring a whole new twist to female supernatural avengers and the timeless battle between good and evil.” –James Chambers, author of “The Midnight Hour”

And I love that quote except for the part where it seems to say Joss Wheaton should move over. For what? So I can fetch his paper? I mean… me. Wheaton. One is a big powerful writer. One is me. Whatever. Anyway. A lot of people really like the series, including me (and trust me if I list a story I don’t like but just want you to buy I’ll tell you) and it makes a good holiday gift. Yup.