DISCLAIMER: Every day for the next bunch I will post a Holiday Gift Guide entry, until there are 12. They will only show up on weekdays. It will contain gifts of all sorts that I find I don’t see in many gift guides and will have links to where to buy the items. The final item will be the “self-pimp”, a link to fiction that either I have written or a friend of mine has.

If you have an idea for a strange gift, feel free to mail me, but send me a link to a store people can buy it, and a description.

Also, if you own any of the items, any of them at all, please speak up! People will love to have input along the lines of what you do and don’t like about a certain item. So speak up and share your feelings on things.

So let’s start!

A nifty lock de-icer and flashlight. That’s right, now you can de-ice your car locks even in the dark! Which is pretty handy, if you ask me. I don’t own a car, of course. But if I did own a car, I bet the locks would ice up a lot. Yup. $11.50 each, 2 or more for $10.50 each.
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Chopsticks. Not the best travel chop sticks. No to be fair those are the cool ones that disassemble, but I’ve linked to those in the past. These I link to mostly because of the name: Streamside Sushi Sticks. Not chop sticks, sushi sticks. Buh? Anyway. $14.50 each or two or more for $13.50 each.
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Alien finder watch. This might be my pick for how to not make a watch. And yet, I still kinda want one. See you press the button and it flashes and lights up and shit. And then you can learn to read it to even tell the time.

From the site: At the top of the screen the Red & White DNA helix is made of 12 bars to indicate the hour. At the bottom of the watch display the Blue blocks indicate 5 minutes each, while the Green blocks represent 1 minute. There are also indicators for AM/PM and seconds. The Alien DNA % shows the Date, so 12.05% is December the 5th. During the animation sequence all the numbers rotate as they calculate the percentage of Alien DNA.

I mean come on! But still. Only $138.26 if you want one for someone.