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Why do people talk to me?

Filed Under (NY Life, brainmeats, humor) by APK on 08-12-2006

APK: and the word porridge, you know, is actually a highland word

APK: Purridge (with an umlaut over the u)

Joe: aahhhh

APK: It means something along the lines of “Water grain”

Joe: heh…..its even funnier sounding in a Scottish accent

APK: … I am, of course, fucking with you.

Joe: its still funnier sounding in a Scottish accent

APK: most things are

APK: “would you like me to put a fist up your ass” is funnier in a Scottish accent

Joe: I don’t know….that’s pretty fucking funny in a high English accent

APK: that’s because you have a butler fetish

APK: And would like your butt butled.

Joe: I said funny not arousing

APK: I think it’s funny

Joe: my love of butlers is purely platonic

APK: You and your Alfred Complex

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