On the first day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
A comment on my entry.

On the second day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the third day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the fourth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the fifth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the sixth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the seventh day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the eighth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight kitten pictures,
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the ninth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine viral markets,
Eight kitten pictures,
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the tenth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten YouTubes tubing,
Nine viral markets,
Eight kitten pictures,
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the eleventh day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven emos cutting,
Ten YouTubes tubing,
Nine viral markets,
Eight kitten pictures,
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.

On the twelfth day of Blogmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve memes a posting,
Eleven emos cutting,
Ten YouTubes tubing,
Nine viral markets,
Eight kitten pictures,
Seven wiki-entires,
Six whining fan boys,
Five goatse.cx stretched,
Four furries dancing,
Three chain letters chaining,
Two porn stars feltching,
And a comment on my entry.