What? No!

Underdog: the live-action movie.

Plot Outline: A lab accident gives a hound named Shoeshine some serious superpowers — a secret that the dog eventually shares with the young boy who becomes his owner and friend.

Dear lord. It has Jason Lee as the voice of Underdog, but even so. Look at this poster!

Sheesh! It makes Garfield look decent. Ya know? And then there’s this still of Underdog flying around:

Save me.