I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want.
Filed Under (celeb, wtf?!) by APK on 19-12-2006
The Beckhams are good friends of the Cruise family. Which is about to lead into something hysterical…
She [Victoria] will play the missus of an alien leader known as a thetan – which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being present in all humans.
A source said: “Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood.
“This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge.”
Cruise, 44, will make the film with his own money after all the Hollywood studios rejected the project – and it’s a far cry from Posh’s first role in Spiceworld.
But the 1997 Spice Girls movie is a Cruise favourite and the megastar believes she has “comic genius”. His wife Katie Holmes, 28 today, is helping Posh make it in Tinseltown by inviting her to lavish industry parties.
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And while having one of the Spice Girls play a thetan will be god damned priceless don’t forget the “1997 Spice Girls movie is a Cruise favourite”.
** Down
** I’ll swallow your soul!
** I wanna make shoes!
** Don’t move or I’ll fill you full of… little yellow bolts of light!
** With this insanity, I thee wed… Xenu.
