Robotic Yul Brynner
APK | January 10, 2007 | 2:04 pm
Robotic Yul Brynner says you shall obey him or he will draw down on you.
Robotic Yul Brynner may decide to draw anyway, fleshbag. He has no concern for your well being, desires or demands.
Robotic Yul Brynner will then take your women, meatsock, and have his robotic way with them. And they will like it. They will like it more than they like you.
Robotic Yul Brynner will then come back for your men. Robotic Yul Brynner likes both men and women. Does that shock you? It does not shock Robotic Yul Brynner. He is unshockable. Also insatiable.
Robotic Yul Brynner has a nice hat. He won the hat fair and square. Your hat is not as good as the hat worn by Robotic Yul Brynner. He is laughing at you, in his own way. See that smirk? It is how Robotic Yul Brynner laughs. He laughs at you.
Robotic Yul Brynner says draw, mammal-beast. He says draw and he means draw. For he is Robotic Yul Brynner and you are not. Only Robotic Yul Brynner has a chance of survival now. Draw, meatsock. Draw and lose. Robotic Yul Brynner dares you.

Chuck Norris could take him.
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