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Robotic Yul Brynner

APK | January 10, 2007 | 2:04 pm

Robotic Yul Brynner says you shall obey him or he will draw down on you.

Robotic Yul Brynner may decide to draw anyway, fleshbag. He has no concern for your well being, desires or demands.

Robotic Yul Brynner will then take your women, meatsock, and have his robotic way with them. And they will like it. They will like it more than they like you.

Robotic Yul Brynner will then come back for your men. Robotic Yul Brynner likes both men and women. Does that shock you? It does not shock Robotic Yul Brynner. He is unshockable. Also insatiable.

Robotic Yul Brynner has a nice hat. He won the hat fair and square. Your hat is not as good as the hat worn by Robotic Yul Brynner. He is laughing at you, in his own way. See that smirk? It is how Robotic Yul Brynner laughs. He laughs at you.

Robotic Yul Brynner says draw, mammal-beast. He says draw and he means draw. For he is Robotic Yul Brynner and you are not. Only Robotic Yul Brynner has a chance of survival now. Draw, meatsock. Draw and lose. Robotic Yul Brynner dares you.


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3 Responses to “Robotic Yul Brynner”

  1. Swordsmith says:
    January 10, 2007 at 11:01 pm

    Chuck Norris could take him.

  2. Stop Motion Verbosity » Blog Archive » Talking heads: The one with Zod and Robotic Yul Brynner. says:
    January 11, 2007 at 11:13 am

    [...] « Robotic Yul Brynner [...]

  3. Talking Heads » Blog Archive » Talking heads: The one with Zod and Robotic Yul Brynner. says:
    January 16, 2007 at 10:43 pm

    [...] Yesterday, Robotic Yul Brynner told you to draw. In response some of you said that he was weak and beaten by Richard Benjamin. Some of you suggested that he should fight me, Zod. One of you even suggested that Chuck Norris could defeat Robotic Yul Brynner. [...]

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