Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant ramen, and Iwao Takamoto, the creator of Scooby-Doo, have both died.

The deaths were not related, or even on the same days mind you. They just both happened and weren’t mentioned by me.

And now the obligatory tasteless moment:

Momofuku Ando will return, if someone would only think to soak him in boiling water for three minutes.

Iwao Takamoto isn’t dead at all. He’s faking it to get the insurance money so he can reopen the amusement park. He would’ve gotten away with it too… if it weren’t for…