The other night I went to dinner with some friends. The food was good, the discussions amusing and so on. Then they gave me a gift. Porn of the Dead on DVD. Did I need hardcore zombie porn films in my life? No, not really. But still, this is my life. Sometimes people give me porn.

I’d say I’d review it but I don’t tend to watch porn by myself. So who knows. I never reviewed my last porn gift (Play Mate of the Apes) either. That one I eventually watched. Oh dear lord it was horrible and hysterical.

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Got email from Amazon today. Checked my mail on my phone first, you see, so I saw the subject line cut off. It said, “Save up to 70% on EVIL” and I was kinda excited. I got to a computer and found out they meant the movie named ‘EVIL’, on DVD. Not as good as wholesale evil.