I didn’t mean to post this often today (not when I want you all to go read Talking Heads today) but I couldn’t pass this up:

Let’s take this apart. The gorilla can not touch the ground of all of Gotham will explode. So Batman and Robin’s entire plan is to hold the gorilla up themselves. That’s it. They don’t use a Bat-Hydraulic Jack. They don’t get a crane and a winch. They just stand there and take turns holding up a gorilla.

Also why will contact with the ground make the gorilla explode, Batman? Maybe his bombs. If his bombs hit the ground they’ll go off. But the gorilla’s feet? Why should they be explosive? Couldn’t Robin, like, be useful and remove the bomb belt from the gorilla so it can be put on the ground? Or is it really an explosive gorilla?

Explosive Gorilla should be a comic. I should write it.

Explosive Gorilla!

Seriously. What the fuck is going on here?