Wanna think that Superman IV was good? Well then watch this clip from some Indian movie starring Superman and Spider-Woman.

They’ll fly in bad effects!

They’ll sing!

They’ll dance, oh dear fuck they won’t STOP dancing. Badly. While singing. And flying. And fighting crime for about 3 seconds.

And then they can kiss, but only if laser sound effects happen when they do.

D.J. ‘The Kirk’ Kirkbride points the way for this… I don’t even know what to call it… I… just watch it for yourself.