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LAME!

APK | February 7, 2007 | 11:20 am

Today I bring you FOUR special stupid-ass super-villains (presented in no particular order)

NUMBER ONE

KITE-MAN! Here is a guy (Charles Brown, I kid you
not) who would commit crimes using kites. Kites.
A lot of kites.

NUMBER TWO

LEAP-FROG! Uhmmm he had springs in the bottoms of
his shoes, so he could leap, see. Leap like a frog.
Which is why he wore a frog suit.

NUMBER THREE

MAN-ELEPHANT! He had a suit that gave him, go on you
know it, the powers of an elephant. Except it also included
a trunk that shot knock-out gas. A Knock-Out Trunk.
I don’t know which kind of elephant has those in nature.

NUMBER FOUR

THE CRIMSON CENTIPEDE! He had, uhm… he was
a… see, with the arms? Yeah. With the arms.
And the hitting. And the Crimson.


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