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Filed Under (NY Life, brainmeats) by APK on 09-02-2007

Today I was asked by a good friend and generally all around smart guy: how do these people procreate? (while discussing various stupid people including an ex-roomie of mine who once got a houseplant for his gf as a V-Day gift)

And I thought about it for a second. And then I replied:

Dude. Ferrets can fuck. Don’t make ‘em smart.

That’s your wisdom for the day.

And yes I know ferrets ARE smart. I do not claim they are NOT smart. I simply claim that fucking does not increase their IQ

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