I am taking this weekend off. Don’t call me or expect me to go out and see you unless at least one of these conditions is met:

1) You are my Zelda partner.
2) You are offering to buy me drinks.
3) You want to sit and watch movies on my couch.
4) You have paying work for me to do.
5) I already owe you work that has been paid for.
6) You have a damned good reason, and by that I mean a reason I would find damned good.

If at least one of those does not apply to you – don’t expect to hear from me ’till next week. Reasons 2 and 4 collectively trump most others.