Why the hell would you want to watch the new, craptastic BSG? Does the new BSG have penis headed robots repeating “booty booty booty”? I doubt it!

Even if this IS Buck Rodgers! It’s STILL a better BSG show than the new one! Take THAT! Buck Rodgers… BSG… BSG… Buck Rodgers… whatever, it was the 70s. BOOTYBOOTYBOOTY!