Couple of things:

!) For those that didn’t see it: Here’s the story of a teacher who cut off a student’s tongue with a scissor.

@) To follow in that theme, Here’s the story of a teacher who accidentally textmsg’d a cop to try and order some pot.

#) New free service from Starbucks: Send a text to MYSBUX (697289) with your zipcode and you will get texts with the three closest Starbucks to you – addresses and phone numbers. Service is free, you sending text messages may not be, that’s between you and your carrier.

BONUS – Pee Wee dancing to “Tequila”