New issue of The Footnote to be read! Including a new Just the Right Bullets by me.

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Tonight is the first night of Passover. Way to go Jews! Congratz! Good on ya for that whole avoiding the tenth plague bidness. Have some kickass matzah with butter! Cel-e-bration time, come on!

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Also coming soon to a holiday near you: Easter! Watch the Christians steal another holiday as their own to commemorate the first Savior April Fools Prank! “Woop! Nope, I’m back! Ha! I was in a cave the whole time! SUCKERS!” Good on ya, Jesus.