So by now you’ve heard about [INSERT TRADGEDY]. And, of course, everyone is saying just about everything regarding what happened. [GOVERNMENT OFFCIAL] is saying [X] while we sit and stare, stunned and kinda offended. [RELIGIOUS SPOKESMAN] is, yet again, pointing fingers at [SIN].

When does it change?

Does it ever really change? Except for the names? Any second now we know that [QUASI-RELIGIOUS CULT] will move in and demand things as well as [PR CHASING LAWYER], [MEDIA "EXPERT"] and [PUNDIT]. Because that’s what they do.

In the meantime we have a thousand people, a bagjillion people in internet terms, trying to all say what they feel and not run over each other. Between the people who can’t seem to not take offense because everyone doesn’t feel the way they do to the people who will be offensive because they think it makes them cool – the internet is made of horrible things happening. It’s what drives us. Nothing says “Hey I should post” like a horrible event. They are great for that.

I mean, what now, 85% at the low end, of all blogging about the blogger’s life is about things that annoy, bother, disturb, sadden, frustrate or otherwise make us feel ungood? Seriously, between that, cats, tits and the latest meme you have just thought of every inch of the internet! That’s it, you’re done. Finito.

So why not make up a form? It could be a form, so that it would feel like a meme, that you could plug the details of the latest horrible thing into. Then it could post the results, with a cat picture, maybe a cat being held by someone with a nice rack even. It would be the ULTIPOST! Come on!

COME ON!