I just saw someone write: “That made me LOL in my head”. All right, fucktard, here’s the play-by-play in case you missed it the first go’round.

LOL is Laugh Out Loud. To Laugh out loud is, generally speaking here, to laugh really hard, verbally, and well, out loud. You know “out loud” right? It’s the thing your Mom would do when her and Daddy were “wrestling” in the other room? Out. Loud.

You can not, and I will repeat this so there is no confusion, can not do anything “out loud” in your head. I know it might create smoke some days, what with the reasoning troubles inherent in the machine there, but it does not do things with audible noise. You know, the kind of noise one does “out loud”? That’s the kind your head doesn’t make internally.

Stupid fuckers.

You’re all fired.