Halle: I am Halle Balki, from Mypos! I am a sheepherder but I come to live with you, my cousin!

Bruce: All right… you know that you are, in fact, a black woman who is in no way Greek, male or related to me, right?

Halle: Halle Balki! We will live together, oh it is such a goodness! I will do the dance of joy!

Bruce: I don’t mind watching that I’ll tell you.

Halle: Still, now we go to Cubs game, yes?

Bruce: Why would you want to do that? All we would do is watch them lose!

Halle: Don’t be reee-dicu-loos!

Bruce: Oh lord, I think I hate you!

Halle: But cousin! We will be having so much fun!

Bruce: Did Demi put you up to this? No, it was that Kutcher bastard, wasn’t it? Oh… I’ll Punk him sometime…

Halle: Come on cousin! Let us go to have adventures now!

Bruce: I hate you.

Halle: We will ride this bus, and then go buy shoes and then we can…

Bruce: All right, this is all right, I can do Die Hard 5, or something, or become a scotch drinker, or push her in front of a bus.