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Posting from the airport again.

Got flagged by security again. This time they didn’t seem to care about anything. They dabbed at a few things, opened some zippers and shoved me through. That was nice but also kind of… well… you know.

In other news:

Nothing. Nope. Will be home later. And then I will be playing catch-up. Just spent the last while sending off questions for an interview I can’t wait to be able to announce, I love the fact I am getting to interview this guy. I just won’t mention him by name until the interview is done because lord knows it could fall through until that moment.

Once again there are way too many children waiting for this flight. We will see how many of them make me want to twitch. Wish me luck.

Yeah, this is scattered. Sorry about that, I’m typing on my laptop while it sits on my bag and catches so much glare from behind me that I am basically typing blind. And a little kid hops and skips right past me, trips and crashes into me almost taking the laptop with him. Wooops. But we’re fine here at Waiting For A Plane Central, folks. No harm done.

Ha! Another little kid was drinking some soda. Her leg was kicking and thumping against the edge of her seat. As she drank her leg audibly started thumping faster and faster. finally her mother said “All right, that’s enough for you. No more to drink,” and cut her off. This kid has the shakes now. Very well behaved and all, just vibrating at speeds I haven’t seen since Superman drilled through the street after Nod in Superman II. Her name is now Shakes.

Which, of course, means that I’ll have Shakes on the Plane.

Sorry, had to.

Also this week came up with the idea of Al Gor. Think of it! Al Gor: An Inconvenient Truth for Women.

Of course I can’t reference Gor without invoking Houseplants of Gor. Fuck that’s still funny.

Shakes is dancing in a circle saying “I have more money,” and swinging a little change purse while clutching a stuffed Kermit doll. I like her even more now. Woops. She just walked by with her mother and announced to me, “I’m gonna go pee,” and kept marching clutching her mother’s hand tightly. This is a really cute kid. Shakes is a winner.

Righty-o, off to read and wait for boarding.