Welcome to the Fuck You Emporium!

Life gone to hell? Who cares?

Enraged over social injustice? Why do you think anyone gives a damn?

Brimming over with hate because of a failed friendship? So?

Feeling impotent over the state of the world and your place in it? Come get a hug!

HA!

Sucker, get the fuck back in line. Get a hug. Seriously now. Fuck you.

We here at the Fuck You Emporium would really like you to know some things, but we don’t care enough about you to bother telling you. No, instead we’ll hit you with stick when we decide you messed up, or if we feel like it, or if the stick has been bad and needs to be hit against a human. Whatever.

So come on down to the Fuck You Emporium, your one stop shop for whatever the hell it was we were doing, you fucking loser. Why am I even inviting you. You aren’t welcome here, you know. Asshole. Go home.

Yes, that’s the Fuck You Emporium! Open daily! Unless we felt like sleeping in. Or had something better to do than deal with you. Or wanted to draw ninjas and rainbows. At the same time. Like we care what you think.