Truly is it apparent now that the government is running with a very simple concept. The President sees us all as his whores. We make him money. We work for him. We do what he says, or else. The government is made up of his family, not literally, but in terms of covering for each other and dicking around. Yes, folks. Bush believes in:

Bros before Hos.
And that has its place. Don’t get me wrong. I mean if Claudius had only truly understood bros before hos then Hamlet never would have ended up talking to skulls. Still. Anyway. Right.

Where was I?

Oh I don’t know, I’m gonna go pour a 40 on Arlington for our fallen. Or something.