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Adam P. Knave is a freelance writer and editor who has written fiction (CRAZY LITTLE THINGS and STRANGE ANGEL, STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK), comics (LEGEND OF THE BURRITO BLADE and THINGS WRONG WITH ME and stories appearing in Image's POPGUN anthology) and columns for sites such as thefoonote, TwoHeadedCat and PopCultureShock. He is also one of the editors of Image's POPGUN anthology as well as other comic projects.


Tales of the Guest Cat

Filed Under (NY Life) by APK on 13-07-2007

Cat on windowsill near my desk. Flat as a furry sausage. Sleeping the day away while I write.

A pigeon lands on the windowsill, on the other side of the glass, of course. Quiet bird, it walks up and down the window, looking around.

Cat suddenly yawns. A huge swallow-your-own-head-backwards type of yawn.

Bird takes two steps back in sudden “what the holy FUCK?!” It’s about a step too far. Bird vanishes as it falls off the windowsill backwards. I hear a squawk and look out to see the bird flapping like mad to go somewhereanywherelesethankyou.

Cat glances out the window, wondering what the hell just happened. Cat lays back down and goes back to sleep.

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