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Ninja Porn

Filed Under (porn, wtf?!) by APK on 27-08-2007

Why isn’t there far more Ninja Porn? Porn starring ninja, yes you heard me. Why isn’t there a ton of it? Ninja are popular! Porn is popular! And yet, even ninjaporn.com isn’t actually porn!

And yes I know there is some, so all of you who are about to tell me about one little bit of it? Hold off. I’m not asking about one thing. I’m saying where is the bulk of it? Why isn’t there a bulk of it?

There is more porn with balloons than ninja. Think about that!

And again I don’t mean anime. I mean porn. Real people doing things to each other for money on film. Midgets? Check. Ninja? not so much.

I don’t get it.

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