I hear that not only are they remaking The Day the Earth Stood Still but Keanu will play Klaatu. Seriously now. Ghetto Alvin and the Chipmunks? Fine! I’m sorry I complained. What will it take for this to not happen? There is no need to remake this. none.

Scott Derrickson is listed as director. He did Hellraiser: Inferno and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. He wrote them both, and also wrote Urban Legends: Final Cut.

I truly can’t understand why they’re doing this.