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Why does anyone talk to me?

APK | September 19, 2007 | 5:03 pm

Joe: hello
APK: nurse
Joe: no
APK: no?
Joe: no nurse
APK: damn
Joe: sorry
APK: I don’t think you are
Joe: nurse is dead
APK: !
Joe: HULK SMASH NURSE
APK: poor nurse

****LATER****

APK: Song on the radio? Has enough cowbell.
Joe: NEVER ENOUGH COWBELL
Joe: HULK SMASH COWBELL
APK: NURSE AND COWBELL SMASHED TOGETHER
APK: FOR NURSEBELL!
Joe: not mixed together!
APK: COWBLOOD and NURSES…e… no nevermind.
Joe: wow
APK: what?
Joe: just, you took that next step
APK: That’s what I do.
APK: If that means cowblood and nursesemen? THEN IT DOES.
APK: If that then leads to cow bukkake? With bells rigning? Wearing white paper hats?
APK: THEN IT DOES.
Joe: but it really doesn’t lead to that, that’s just you.
APK: And if you happen to star in NURSECOWBUKKAKE 7: UDDER
DESTRUCTION then all I can say is “Close your eyes and hold your breath”
Joe: that’s all you


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