Furries Vs. Klingons
APK | September 25, 2007 | 11:08 amI wish this was a joke:
Found here they give notes on the event that I repeat here:
“Join the MurrFurs as we take on the “USS Republic Klingons” in their second annual Bowling Challenge!
8:00 p.m. Saturday, September 29, 2007
Midtown Bowl
1936 Piedmont Cir NE
Atlanta GA 30324
Near the intersection of Piedmont and Cheshire Bridge Rds
Use Mapquest for directions or call (678) 362-8983
Just like all our bowling events those out of suit are welcome to attend, but if you have a suit please be sure to join in the fun. We will probably go out to dinner afterwards so please plan for that. Hope to see you there!”
Pirates Vs. Ninja is so last year, guys. Furries Vs. Klingons is the new black. The new soft, pawed, foam suited black. The new lobster headed fake knife waving black. NerdBlack. Berd. Nlack. Whatever it is, good fuck come on. Furries Vs. Klingons.
How is this not available on DVD?
More importantly, who do I know in Atlanta that will go and take pictures and report on this? There’s money involved. If interested, mail me. For serious. Because I need this covered. Fuck. Come on. No lie. Contact me if willing to cover this for me.
FURRIES VS. KLINGONS!
THE FOX VS. THE [WHATEVER THE WORD FOR HOUND IS IN KLINGON, PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE HGJSLK'QUO'EJ]
WHY AM I YELLING?
I’m excited that’s why! This is the Superbowl of sad! The Stanley Cup of What the Fuck! The World Series of “What the fuck are they thinking?”
Superbowl: Guys bend over and grunt in a vaguely homoerotic way. They run back and forth across a field chasing a strangely shaped ball while hitting each other. Adds during this event cost millions. Fat half-naked drunken slobs paint their bellies blue, wear strange things on their heads, and scream like maniacs.
Stanley Cup: Guys whip around the ice on big knives chasing a frozen slab of rubber. Once in a while they drop gloves and beat the crap out of each other. Tickets cost hundreds of dollars. Pure win!
World Series: Guy whips a ball at someone who attempts to hit it with a stick. When he does a bunch of guys run around in circles while other guys chase after the ball. This can last for half a day. Also the most mis-named sporting event around as there is only one team from another country.
Man, sports fans are such losers! I hear that they’re building another stadium in N.Y. that will cost what, a billion dollars? Might be wise to spend that on re-building some of the bridges you’ve been letting rot for the last half a century.
So yer saying you’ll be there and you take offense at my post?
Because otherwise? Well you aren’t even worth replying to in your rambling stupidity. But have fun this weekend!
Rambling stupidity, how erudite. Please tell me why pro sports are not a stupid waste of time and money. Personally I think it’s just another way for insecure guys to show all the other guys how rampantly heterosexual they are.
So no one but hetrosexuals play sports? Really?
Pro sports are a huge waste of time and money. But your descriptions of them are fairly spotty and weak and ramble off point. I wasn’t taking issue with your point (“Sports R Dumb!”) but with the delivery.
I also am unsure, exactly, of your overall point.
Is it: How dare I mock this magical event and then compare it to other sports? I mean otherwise how do sports even come into it except that you wanted something to attack?
Again: Stupid. Rambling. This is the last reply you get from me. Thanks for playing.
Dumping on somebody’s fun will always be the pot calling the kettle black. School-yard shite. Ew you’re just stupid! Shut up, you’re stupid! I know what you are but what am I! Gods, grow up!
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