In other news:

The cat has decided that she likes to sit on my laptop keyboard. Now, when I’m at home my laptop is docked and I use a real keyboard. So I have a plastic sheet over my laptop keyboard to keep it free of dust and such.

Anyway.

The cat likes to sit on it when I’m not at my desk. It’s warm. So I often come back to a screensaver that is full of gibberish in the password field (there’s a reason I keep a password on my screensaver at home – cats) and a cat who looks annoyed.

I’ve chased her off enough that she won’t do it if I can see her. So instead, when I go out for a few and leave the laptop on, I come home to a cat that quickly leaps clear of the desk and looks at me all sweetness and light.

As if, somehow, I couldn’t work this magic out.

When I go into another room or something now I have to remember to put something large on top of the keyboard – but something light enough to not press down, either. A tissue box works.

I give it a week until she works out that she can just shove that aside and thwart my silly human plans. A week. At the outside.