I want this to be fake. I don’t think it’s fake. It is not fake. Introducing Men’s SOM! The new Japanese masturbation machine. Because sometimes you’re too lazy to use your own hand, so instead stick it in this hand shaped blender device.

I love the Japanese. This video is probably NSFW, but no cocks shown or anything. It’s Japanese TV. Ya know? Anyway! Here is the informercial for Men’s SOM.