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Talking Heads – A bit more Christmas cheer…

APK | December 20, 2007 | 12:52 pm

CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE!

TIME FOR JOY!

AND TIME FOR CHEER!

WE’VE BEEN GOOD BUT WE CAN’T LAST!

HURRY CHRISTMAS!

HURRY FAST!

Very nice, gentlemen. Creepy, but nice.

Thank you.

No, it was a job well done.

Than this will do?

Will this make up for our little “issue”? Maybe. Will it be a great thing to do for the hell of it? Definitely.

You will kneel. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow…

But someday, and for the rest of my life?

Yes!

No.

Still, after this sort of public ridicule, Shatner, do not expect…

Mercy? No shit, Sherlock.

Damn you, Shatner…

Yeah, yeah. Noooooooooooooo! Shut your mechanized pie-hole Whine-akin. All three of you listen to me, and listen well. You set FIRE to my Christmas tree. Because you thought it would be funny. It wasn’t. And now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Yo Joe!

You’re a Joe’er?

Fuck yes.

I just never saw you as…

Destro is a superstitious and cowardly sot.

Fair enough. Uhm, but why are you here?

Vader stole a cape of mine.

It’s mine!

It’s scalloped, you idiot!

It could be mine.

But it isn’t!

Might be!

Oh for fuck’s sake. Fine keep it. It’s just a…

Goddamn cape?

Fuck you, too.


Supposedly related posts:
**  Talking Heads – Merry.
**  Talking Heads – ‘Twas the night before Christmas.
**  Talking Heads reminder
**  Blog Tour – stop 2, talking heads.
**  The new column. An announcement and a RETURN.

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