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Talking Heads: An Intervention

APK | January 24, 2008 | 10:42 am

AAAAAAHAAHAAHAHA!

what is it this time?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! YESSSsssSSSsssSSsssssSSSsssss!

What, you damned fool, what?!

There were bunnies! FLUFFY BUNNIES! And they hopped around! YES! HOPPED!

That’s it, Skeletor. We’re taking you to an intervention.

What? No! There are clouds out! I WANT TO GUESS THE SHAPES!

I’ll bring them to you, then. Fellows! Come, kneel, intervene!

Skeletor, you just really haven’t been yourself since…

HAHAHAHAH! CLOUDS ARE PRETTY! SCORE!

Meatbag, you need to listen.

I’m not a meatbag!

Bonebag? Whatever you are, freak, you need to stop doing the drugs.

I don’t have a problem! I’M JUST HAPPY! Why do you have to be jealous? JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T HAPPY? Fools!

I suggest we shoot him. Draw, Skeletor!

HAHAHAHA NO!

Draw!

NO!

Enough! Skeletor, your drug use has become simply stupid. It stops or…

Or what?!

Or I’ll stop it for you.

HE-MAN!

No, I’m Prince Adam. I’m not He-M..

AHAHAHAHA HE-MAN! YOU’RE PRETTY WHEN YOU FLEX.

I’m out. You’re on your own, Zod.

DON’T LEAVE ME HE-MAN!

This fleshy one is creepy.

No flesh! NO FLESH I TELL YOU! Now, SHUT UP! I want to watch this bird! HAHAHAHAHA BIRDIES!

May I suggest, Zod, that we just lock him in a small dank room for a few months?

Will that cure him?

Do I care? I just think we would be better off locking him up for a few months in a small dank room.

Good point. Skeletor! You shall come with me, and kneel!

Bird. Biiirrrrrrrrd. Bird bird bird. FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP!

Burn.

OoooowwwwWWWWWWW! Heat vision! No fair! No fair! ASS ON FIRE! STOPIT STOPIT STOPIT!

Then come along.

Where?

A small dank room where you shall remain alone for months.

Dunwanna.

Heat vision?

Fine. Where is this room?

In the pits of despair! The lowest of the low! The most alone and untouched place I could find!

Ew?

And where the hell am I supposed to sleep now?

Shut up and move the rest of your stuff out.

This sucks.

Tell it to someone who cares, weakling.

YEAH, WEAKLING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Skeletor…

Whaaaaaaat? OW OW OW OW STOPIT!

In.

This sucks.

Yeah it does.

Do drugs effect robots?

THOSE ARE MINE!

Robotic Yul Brynner! No!

HAHAHAHAH! DRAW BIRDIE! DRAW!

I hate all of you fleshy things.

Me too. That was my room.

Oh shut the fuck up.


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