Cheap whore
APK | March 9, 2008 | 4:09 pmOver the next few weeks I would like to try and organize a blog tour to promote a book I will be talking about a whole lot more tomorrow.
What does this mean? This means if you have a blog of any sort and want me to come and … give an interview, write an essay about something, be funny – mail me (adampknave @ gmail.com) and let me know.
Yes, I am a performing dancing monkey. I will come to your space and perform for you. I am also available for children’s parties and bachelor events.
Anyway, for seriously, mail me and let’s work out something fun. FUN I tell you! This offer is fairly unlimited.
