Love. Death. Zombies. Demons. Teddy bears. Figments of your imagination.

Those are just a few of the things waiting for you inside Adam P. Knave’s CRAZY LITTLE THINGS. Horror collides with just about every other genre within reach to help bring his twisted worlds to life. These twelve tales of strangeness include three new stories exclusive to this volume: “Pretty Little Dead Girls,” “Dead Side Story” and “Causing Effect.” Also included are both legendary Mister Binkles tales, as well as the critically acclaimed novella, Crazy Little Thing.

“Adam P. Knave’s collection of short fiction is a grandiose romp through a universe of vast scope and huge imagination – which was startling, because I thought the operative word was ‘short’” – Dustin Grovemiller, Managing Editor, the footnote

“This book could be my best friend when I’m in the bathroom. And I’m not just saying that because I’m out of toilet paper, or a friend to wipe for me.” – Shannon Wheeler, Too Much Coffee Man

“The stories in Crazy Little Things find author Adam P. Knave at his best, offering readers a taste of literary cyanide served with a grin, much in keeping with the spirit of the late, great Robert Bloch.” – Daniel R. Robichaud, HorrorReader.com [Read the full review!]

And that’s the official hype. CRAZY LITTLE THINGS is a collection of my fiction. Yes, that’s right. 250+ pages of just my stuff. No one else. It has a Preface that wasn’t written by me, and an Introduction that wasn’t written by me – I admit that. But then there are 12 stories and a huge Afterword all written by me.

So is this horror? Kinda. Not big gore jump out of your seat horror though. That’s just not what I do. No, I like my horror personal. But this book is also Science Fiction. And Fantasy. And love stories and… it is as varied as I am. But one thing is it is good. I stand behind this book, as I think everyone hopes I would. What would be the point otherwise?

But see, many of you have read the title story now. You can still go and read or download it for free at will. The book is like that story, times twelve. So if you liked the title story, chances are you’ll like the book.

It’s $12.99 for 250+ pages of fiction and fun. CRAZY LITTLE THINGS is the collection I have spent about five years working toward. So yeah.

I also ask that if any of you have readers who might enjoy this book, share the link to Amazon. Tell them about it. Word of mouth is the greatest sales tool I got. The more books I sell the better off I am for the next book, and so on. So yeah, I am asking you all to pimp this and pimp it hard for me.

As I mentioned last night I am also doing a blog tour over the next few weeks. Let me know you want in and we can discuss what you want me to do on your site. Each stop on the tour is unique and designed with the owner of the blog. So yeah, I will be your dancing monkey. I will write things specifically for your blog: humor, essays, answer questions… whatever we come up with. So let me know if you want in on that. Meanwhile, go, order the book. I dare you. Tell your friends. Enjoy the hell out of it.

Contents:

• Pretty Little Dead Girls
• Futuristic Cybernetic Fairy Assassin Hasballah
• Meat
• Mister Binkles and the Curious Case of Changed Perspective
• Causing Effect
• After These Messages…
• High Noon of the Living Dead
• Mister Binkles and the Highly Adaptable Future
• Flesh Wounds
• Dead Side Story
• Crazy Little Thing
• Ode to Brains