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Are you a virgin? Do you support Net Neutrality? Well one of those can end.

APK | April 25, 2008 | 9:46 am

Meet Tania Derveaux. She’s Belgian. She once ran for the senate there, promising 40000 blow jobs. She didn’t win. This time she has a different concept!

She’s have sex with you (if you are a virgin), in return for proof that you support Net Neutrality. Yup. As she says: “I’m using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.”

Now, Tania also has some terms of service:

Description of Services
The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
applicants must be 18yrs old or above:

  • Condom must be used, except if the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania’s body without any oral or vaginal contact.
  • Anal sex is negotiable, although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of ‘surprise buttsex’ occurs.
  • Multiple participants are not allowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe the performance.
  • If anywhere along the process, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Tania reserves the right to terminate all activity.
  • Applicant must be able to provide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending net neutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog).
  • Applicant agrees that in the event of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the process of the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that the applicant may suffer.
  • Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons.

So, again, if you are interested: Go here and sign up, I guess.

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One Response to “Are you a virgin? Do you support Net Neutrality? Well one of those can end.”

  1. Dom says:
    April 26, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Well, at least you know what you’re getting aside from the STDs, that is.

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