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Intellectuals

Filed Under (NY Life) by APK on 08-05-2008

APK: Your mom is so fat…

Vrax: How fat is she?

APK: Her name is Fatima. It’s where they got the word.

Vrax: Yo momma so fat they couldn’t close the zipper on her Zip Code!

APK: Yo momma is so stupid she got left back during an IQ test.

Vrax: At least she didn’t walk around sticking Q-tips in her eye and yelling “did I pass?” like yo momma.

APK: (now that I’ve stopped laughing I can continue)

Vrax: lol! Woot.

APK: Your momma is so stupid she didn’t take the wooden sword even though it WAS dangerous out there!

Vrax: Hahhahahahahahha I got nothin for that.

APK: hahahah!

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