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CANNED BACON!

APK | June 3, 2008 | 2:22 pm

It’s time for CANNED BACON! Yes, it is an exclusive from MRE Depot.

Each can is 9 ounces of fully cooked and drained bacon. Between 2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. Each can is the highest quality fresh #1 bacon slices. Cured to our specifications, cooked and then hand wrapped, rolled and packed in the U.S.

We cook this bacon down for you prior to canning, so you won’t pay for all of the natural shrinkage that occurs whenever you cook bacon. Then we carefully drain all of the fat and liquid off and can it fresh so it will taste as good out of the can as it would right out of the refrigerator.

With a shelf life in excess of 10 years, this bacon makes a perfect addition to your food storage program and it is great for every day use. Take some with you when you go camping, hiking or hunting – keep a case in the boat, RV, cabin or anywhere that you may need to prepare a meal but don’t have refrigeration!!

Oh but you want pictures don’t you? You know that you want pictures of canned bacon.





Ingredients; Pork, Water, Salt, Sugar, Smoke Flavoring, Sodium Phosphates, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite

Now here’s the other part. You can only buy it BY THE CASE! Each case has 12 cans. Each can has 40-50 slices of bacon in it. That’s between 480 and 600 slices of canned bacon to gnaw on! And you can order a case for only $109.95 plus shipping.


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