I feel like doing something stupid. In order to have this happen I will make an offer:

I will take a picture of myself wearing any hat or mask you can think of (also in strange combinations) so long as you provide the hats and/or masks.

Take, for example, Pope Vader Princess:

So yeah. If you want to supply the hats/masks I will supply the pictures.

If interested let me know and we will arrange addresses and such. Bonus points for Hello Kitty merch. But good luck finding any. I would, however, love a Badtz Maru black felt Kangol, if such a thing exists. Actually, a side note, find me one of those, people. Find me one now.

Anyway! Game on!