This started because Hammerpants sent me to read the funny red text under an overcompensating cartoon (http://www.overcompensating.com/) that read: Did you know that in Canada “African Americans” are called “Black people” and I read that and realized I had to do this. I had to.

APK: Actually not true.

Hammerpants: ok?

APK: No, wait, do you not know this one?

Hammerpants: no.

APK: Seriously?

APK: Oh. Cause yeah, obviously they aren’t African AMERICANS cause it’s Canada.

APK: And African-Canadians sounded dumb.

Hammerpants: well yeah I got that.

APK: So for a while they were Negro-Canadians, unless in Quebec, where they were, I
wish I was kidding, Black-French…

Hammerpants: …

APK: Right?

Hammerpants: that’s…

Hammerpants: I love Canada!

APK: So do I get to laugh now and explain that I am TOTALLY fucking with you?

Hammerpants: I hate you so much.

APK: BLACKFRENCH!

APK: NEGROCANADIAN!

APK: …can’t…breathe….

Hammerpants: hate.