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Adam P. Knave is a freelance writer and editor who has written fiction (CRAZY LITTLE THINGS and STRANGE ANGEL, STAYS CRUNCHY IN MILK), comics (LEGEND OF THE BURRITO BLADE and THINGS WRONG WITH ME and stories appearing in Image's POPGUN anthology) and columns for sites such as thefoonote, TwoHeadedCat and PopCultureShock. He is also one of the editors of Image's POPGUN anthology as well as other comic projects.


I’ll swallow your soul!

Filed Under (humor) by APK on 24-07-2008

I come to you today to swallow your soul. I considered the ways to do this. Cthulhu, vacuum cleaners with the soul attachment, rebate coupons, reality TV. But then I hit upon the best, and most powerful, way of all. I will use soul sucking, demonic Hello Kitty.

And there you go. SUCKSUCKSUCK Mmmm tasty souls. Filled with cream. Like twinkies. Shut up. Shut up and look at her. Stare into her eyes.

Stare deep.

Image created by Novapsyche

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