I come to you today to swallow your soul. I considered the ways to do this. Cthulhu, vacuum cleaners with the soul attachment, rebate coupons, reality TV. But then I hit upon the best, and most powerful, way of all. I will use soul sucking, demonic Hello Kitty.

And there you go. SUCKSUCKSUCK Mmmm tasty souls. Filled with cream. Like twinkies. Shut up. Shut up and look at her. Stare into her eyes.

Stare deep.

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